1. R: I was going to say something hurtful.
    Q: SAY IT.
    R: I would not want to date a girl who does this.

    — In response to my inventory list

  2. 光着脚丫子踩地。

    — 付佳

  3. It’s not about what you’re doing for him, or what he’s doing for you. It’s about what you do together.

  4. 这个很适合你，肉肉的，嫩嫩的，and nipple.

    — Q

  5. Say it again.
    What?
    What you said, just now. Say it again.
    I love you.

    Ok.

  6. You are a folk hero. You are a legend.

    — you have no idea what this is referring to. 

  7. Charlie and Norma Jean, LOVE, hugs and kisses, bye bye. 

  8. As told to Dave Eggars 

    As told to Dave Eggars 

  9. GET

    SHIT

    DONE

  10. I’m done with dreamy skinny white boys.